Fiction (and curatorial statement): THEY’RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

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The following short story, “They’re Made Out of Meat,” was written by sci-fi writer and published in Omni Magazine in 1990. An archly bizarre tale in which two higher-order extraterrestrials marvel at the fact that humans are composed of flesh and blood, it is the inspiration for an exhibition curated by at Platform Project Space. This inventive, wry piece of fiction strikes me as an ideal accompaniment to the broad assemblage of enigmatic and uncanny work that Coates has selected. Artists include Alex Ross, Dike Blair, Jenny Dubnau, Didier William, Randy Wray, Charlie Cunningham, Jennifer Sirey, Kari Cholnoky, Jennifer MacDonald, Jeanne Silverthorne, Jim Strong, and David Dupuis.          –Ed.

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“They’re made out of meat.”


“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”


“There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”

“That’s impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?”

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“So who made the 500彩票网手机版官网? That’s who we want to contact.”

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“That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”

“I’m not asking you500彩票网手机版官网, I’m telling you500彩票网手机版官网. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.”

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Randy Wray @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform Project Space

“Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”

“Nope. They’re born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn’t take long. Do you500彩票网手机版官网 have any idea what’s the life span of meat?”

“Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.”

“Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you500彩票网手机版官网, we probed them. They’re meat all the way through.”

“No brain?”

“Oh, there’s a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of meat! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you500彩票网手机版官网.”

“So … what does the thinking?”

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“Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!”

“Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal!  Are you500彩票网手机版官网 beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?”

“Omigod. You’re serious then. They’re made out of meat.”

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Jennifer Sirey @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform project Space
Kari Cholnoky @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform Project Space

“Thank you500彩票网手机版官网. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they’ve been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years.”

“Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?”

“First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual.”

“We’re supposed to talk to meat.”

“That’s the idea. That’s the message they’re sending out by radio. ‘Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody 500彩票网手机版官网.’ That sort of thing.”

“They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?”

“Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat.”

“I thought you500彩票网手机版官网 just told me they used radio.”

“They do, but what do you500彩票网手机版官网 think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you500彩票网手机版官网 slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.”

“Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you500彩票网手机版官网 advise?”

“Officially or unofficially?”


“Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing.”

“I was hoping you500彩票网手机版官网 would say that.”

Jeanne Silverthorne @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform Project Space
Jennifer MacDonald @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform Project Space
Dike Blair @500彩票网手机版官网 Platform Project Space

“It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?”

“I agree one hundred percent. What’s there to say? ‘Hello, meat. How’s it going?’ But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?”

“Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can’t live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact.”

“So we just pretend there’s no one 500彩票网手机版官网 in the Universe.”

“That’s it.”

“Cruel. But you500彩票网手机版官网 said it you500彩票网手机版官网rself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you500彩票网手机版官网 probed? You’re sure they won’t remember?”

“They’ll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream to them.”

“A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat’s dream.”

“And we marked the entire sector unoccupied.”

“Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?”

“Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again.”

“They always come around.”

“And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone …”

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“,” curated by Jennifer Coates. Dumbo, Brooklyn, NY. Through March 4, 2019. Artists include Alex Ross, Dike Blair, Jenny Dubnau, Didier William, Randy Wray, Charlie Cunningham, Jennifer Sirey, Kari Cholnoky, Jennifer MacDonald, Jeanne Silverthorne, Jim Strong, and David Dupuis.

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